K. M. Alexander

Raunch Reviews is a series about profanity. Not real profanity, but speculative swearing. Authors often try to incorporate original, innovative forms of profanity into our own fantastical works as a way to expand the worlds we build. Sometimes we’re successful. Often we’re not. In this series, I examine the faux-profanity from various works of sci-fi and fantasy, judge their effectiveness, and rate them on an unscientific and purely subjective scale. This is Raunch Reviews, welcome.

The Author: Isaac Asimov

Work in Question: Foundation

The Profanity: “Space!”

Look, I realize that Isaac Asimov wrote the first Foundation stories in the nineteen-forties, and the first book didn’t arrive until the nineteen-fifties. I also recognize that white Americans, in particular, like to pretend that this was some glorious era of American history where the nuclear family was the norm, everyone washed their hands before dinner, and children always called adults “mister” and “ma’am.” But, I also know this is an era where terms like FUBAR and SNAFU were invented, and a glance through the Green’s Dictionary of Slang records plenty of new vulgarities emerging. So, it’s important to acknowledge that the wholesome mystique of the fifties is mostly myth wrapped up in attractive propaganda. Foul language was common even then, despite what folksy feel-good television programming would like to tell us.

All that said, there’s a reason why that propaganda is effective. Much of the content from that era seems clean—but, publishing was operating under different rules in the middle of the twentieth century, and censorship was in full swing. Publishing something even mildly vulgar was difficult—J. D. Salinger notwithstanding. But that’s not an excuse when it comes to fictional profanity, which makes Asimov’s choice of “space” for a futuristic oath a bit silly, even for its era.

Throughout Foundation, it’s common for characters in the book to shout out a “No, by Black Space, no!” or “Great Space!” and every time it stands out a little more than it should—coming across more cute than effective. I’ve talked about the impact of oaths in the past, especially oaths that are blasphemous, and how they tend to extend beyond the standard lifespan of your typical run-of-the-mill profanity. That’s not what’s happening here. The concept of “space”—at least within the first book—is never treated with a particularly deific reverence. The titular Foundation’s faith is based on knowledge and nuclear energy/power. So when the “space” oath gets referenced, it feels out of place and awkward. Even swearing by “nuclear” or the “atom” would make more sense within the story’s context, and neither would have come across so twee.

Final Score: 2.5

🤬 Previous Raunch Reviews

• “petaQ” from Gene Roddenberry’s Star Trek
• “Felgercarb” from Glen A. Larson’s Battlestar Galactica (1978)
• “Hood’s [Body Part]” from Steven Erikson’s Malazan Book of the Fallen Series
• “Andreste’s Flaming Knickers” from David Gaider & BioWare’s Dragon Age Series
• “Fangbanger” from Alan Ball’s True Blood
• “Mit’ka” from Brad Wright & Jonathan Glassner’s Stargate SG-1
• “Merlin’s Beard” from J. K. Rowling’s Harry Potter series
• “Drokk” from John Wagner & Carlos Ezquerra’s Judge Dredd
• “Skin Job” from Hampton Fancher & David Peoples’ Blade Runner
• “Frag” from J. Michael Straczynski’s Babylon 5
• “Gorram” from Joss Whedon’s Firefly
• “Prawn” from Neill Blomkamp & Terri Tatchell’s District 9
• “By the Firsts” from K. M. Alexander’s Bell Forging Cycle
• “Smurf” from Raja Gosnell & Jordan Kerner’s The Smurfs (2011)
• “Dren” from Rockne S. O’Bannon’s Farscape
• “Quiznak” from J. Dos Santos & L. Montgomery’s Voltron: Legendary Defender
• “Smeg” from Rob Grant and Doug Naylor’s Red Dwarf
• “Burn Me” from Robert Jordan’s The Wheel of Time
• “Slitch” from Robert A. Heinlein’s Friday
• “Yarbles” from Anthony Burgess’ A Clockwork Orange
• “Cuss” from Wes Anderson’s Fantastic Mr. Fox
• “Feth” from Dan Abnett’s Gaunt’s Ghosts from Warhammer 40k
• “Shazbot” from Garry Marshall’s Mork & Mindy and Dynamix’s Starsiege: Tribes
• “Seven Hells” from George R. R. Martin’s A Song of Ice & Fire/Game of Thrones
• “Mudblood” from J. K. Rowling’s Harry Potter series
• “Frak” from Glen A. Larson’s, Ronald D. Moore’s, & David Eick’s Battlestar Galactica
• “Jabber” from China Miéville’s Bas-Lag series
• “Storm it”/”Storms”/”Storming” from Brandon Sanderson’s The Stormlight Archives

Have a suggestion for Raunch Reviews? It can be any made-up slang word from a book, television show, or movie. You can email me directly with your recommendation or leave a comment below. I’ll need to spend time with the property before I’ll feel confident reviewing it, so give me a little time. I have a lot of books to read.