Monument to Azathoth

Something strange popped up outside the Paseo Grill in Oklahoma City on August 23rd: a monument to Azathoth. It’s large and so heavy three “strong men” could hardly make it budge. A plaque adorns its face reading:

In the Year of Our Lord 2012 Creer Pipi claimed this land for Azathoth.

Time will tell what Azathoth’s interest in the Paseo Grill’s “casual, yet sophisticated dining experience” really means for the citizens of Oklahoma. Clearly the police know what is up, and refuse to move the monument and incur Azathoth’s wrath. It has been left to the Paseo Grill to figure out what to do with the object. You can read the full story at New York Daily News.

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